I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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