Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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