I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i will never coherently bang her
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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