Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
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Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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