Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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