Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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