you mean i was at the winter classic?
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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