if i can run in heels then i can drive
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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