You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
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You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
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It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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