what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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