i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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