I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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