Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
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Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
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he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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