this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Green mimosas i think yes
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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