Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
These tits shall not be calmed
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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