their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
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I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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