they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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