I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
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still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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