So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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