My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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