I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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