I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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