I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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