i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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