dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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