Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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