The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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