Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
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Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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