Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
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My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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