people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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