I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
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You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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