Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
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she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
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Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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