Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
there is puke in my bra ... again
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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