you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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