Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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