dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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