Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
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you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
where are you?
Hypothermia
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
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