Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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