i don't like sucking hair
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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