my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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