I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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