i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
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you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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