I need help removing her.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
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I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
It all started with a game of naked twister.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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