he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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