thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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