We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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