Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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