How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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