Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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