We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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